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Community college in Monmouth County where most people from the surrounding public school systems go. If you or your family cannot afford a 4-year college, then theres nothing wrong with going to Brookdale. But many "students" there come from families who can easily afford 4-year programs, but these "students" are simply too lazy and lack the amibition to work hard. Hence, they end up without good jobs.
person 1: Oh yeah she graduated from the high school.
person 2: Where's she now?
person 1: Brookdale
person 2: Hah I'm not surprised

He couldnt cut it at the University, so now he's at Brookdale taking the easiest classes, lets see where he ends up in 5 years
Brookdale by Illmatic25 February 9, 2009
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cheap community college where all the bum-ass kids from hazlet and keansburg go and end up doing nothing with their lives.
You see that dude over there?
- Yeah, the one with the tattoos and the suped-up car?
Yeah, dude's a chump. He thinks he's "livin the life" but he's just a bum who goes to Brookdale
- Haha word, let's get away from these lames
Brookdale by BrookdaleAlum04 April 28, 2009

Brookdale 9E 

The coolest 5 person room in Brookdale with 3 people. The place of most dorm code infractions. Smells awesome due to the afformentioned infractions, and occupied by the coolest people in Stern. Often has music playing at all hour ranging from Rihanna/Usher to The Beatles/Michael Buble.
Common Brookdale Elevator convo:
Elevator Girl: Oh the girls in Brookdale 9E nobody knows?
Roommate: Yeah, we are juniors who shouldn't still be in Brookdale.
Elevator Girl: You are too cool.
Roommate: Yeah, we know.
Brookdale 9E by phantomveggie December 17, 2010

Brookhaven 

The birthplace of high class and civility.
Did you guys here Chris was born in Brookhaven? That’s high class.
Brookhaven by Vice Keiser Blair December 8, 2020

Brooklen 

The best hearted person. So many people take her for granted. She is a truly amazing person and anyone who doesn't have her as a part of their life is missing out. She is Gods gift.
Boyfriend: It's over
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: I'm looking for a Brooklen
Brooklen by excavator June 13, 2011

Brookvale Groby High School 

A school full of teachers who think they’re funny, and kids who think there hard. The kids vape in the kids vape in the toilets and think they’re hard when in reality they wear BooHoo Man tracksuits there mum bought them. The year 9 girls are all emo and goths, they think they are aliens with no gender.
“you go to Brookvale Groby High School? Hahah what a faggot”

Brookelle 

Brookelle is the name of an extremely sexy and seductive person she will always cheer you up and will be by your side she is kind-hearted

She also has a very naughty side when you get close to her, you will realize that she is slightly kniky and when she finds him she will only love one man
Guy: Damn i just found out how kinky Brookelle is.

Guy: Awww Brookelle said she will always be there for me no matter what
Brookelle by That damn lover December 23, 2012
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