Community college in Monmouth County where most people from the surrounding public school systems go. If you or your family cannot afford a 4-year college, then theres nothing wrong with going to Brookdale. But many "students" there come from families who can easily afford 4-year programs, but these "students" are simply too lazy and lack the amibition to work hard. Hence, they end up without good jobs.
person 1: Oh yeah she graduated from the high school.
person 2: Where's she now?
person 1: Brookdale
person 2: Hah I'm not surprised

He couldnt cut it at the University, so now he's at Brookdale taking the easiest classes, lets see where he ends up in 5 years
by Illmatic25 February 09, 2009
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cheap community college where all the bum-ass kids from hazlet and keansburg go and end up doing nothing with their lives.
You see that dude over there?
- Yeah, the one with the tattoos and the suped-up car?
Yeah, dude's a chump. He thinks he's "livin the life" but he's just a bum who goes to Brookdale
- Haha word, let's get away from these lames
by BrookdaleAlum04 April 28, 2009
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The coolest 5 person room in Brookdale with 3 people. The place of most dorm code infractions. Smells awesome due to the afformentioned infractions, and occupied by the coolest people in Stern. Often has music playing at all hour ranging from Rihanna/Usher to The Beatles/Michael Buble.
Common Brookdale Elevator convo:
Elevator Girl: Oh the girls in Brookdale 9E nobody knows?
Roommate: Yeah, we are juniors who shouldn't still be in Brookdale.
Elevator Girl: You are too cool.
Roommate: Yeah, we know.
by phantomveggie December 15, 2010
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