Straight Jacket

A jacket specifically designed for you not to be able to move your arms, body and specifically see your belly button, body, and only be able to see your feet. (Mostly used on for people who go insane because of: Belly button lint) (The belly button lint in women drives them to insanity) (People seeing their own feet is thought to calm them down)

I heard they put her in a straight jacket in the loony bin.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.

by Jacket of the belly button March 31, 2021

Straight until proven gay

If my friend says your gay shows me evidence that I am gay then that’s straight to proven gay

“Omg Ellie your so gay!!!”- Emelie “you wanna back that up buttercup? 😐”- Ellie *shows prove* (straight until proven gay)

by anonymous October 17, 2021

Straight to Hell

This choice of words was invented by poet and thinker Jedy.

it means people in the LGBTQ+ bubble are going straight to hell.

by Leomaxsimus March 10, 2022

lesbonic straightness

When you act like a lesbian despite the fact that you're straight.

Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"

by chickenXscratch March 30, 2009

Super straight

You only date a person based on their biological genetics of being a woman

Lgbtqr2d2: So your super straight

Boy: fuck outa here and go to the MEGA GAY ZONE I only date women with the right chromosomes

by Roadman Jung March 5, 2021

Super straight

Super straight: super straight is when you like someone that is born the gender they currently are

Man 1: Hey do you like this man?

Woman 1: Yeah he looks cute is there a catch?
Man 1: No he’s just trans.
Woman 1: I admit he looks cute but I am Super Straight so I wouldn’t date him personally.
Man 1: Isn’t that transphobic?
Woman 1: No because I am super straight and I personally wouldn’t date him because I like men that are born men.

by King0kell0 March 5, 2021

Super Straight

A heterosexual person only attracted to a person born of the opposite sex

Kyle doesn’t date transgender women because he is super straight

by Chris Simmons March 5, 2021