Poo Water Splash Dick

When you poo so hard, the water from the toilet splashes up all over your dick.
"I had some serious poo water splash dick first thing this morning. Went the rest of the day with toilet water all over my penis!"

Ya rt
by LunchKing June 25, 2013
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noob monkey poo

reffering to someone who is greater than a noob, but still your friend.
ZOMG! Josh, you're such a noob monkey poo.
by Michelle Sanderlin November 05, 2007
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The act of pleasuring a female manually by inserting two fingers into her vagina and two in her anus. One finger up from 'two in the pink one in the stink'.
by Jordo1981 November 22, 2010
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Chicken poo-dle soup

The type of poop delivered to your toilet bowl that has a brothy, sometimes chunky consistency. Typically diagnosed pre-release by the feeling of one's stomach turning into a slow cooker. Often caused by a night of heavy alcohol consumption.
"I shouldn't have drank so much beer last night, I'm brewing up a special batch of chicken poo-dle soup this morning."
by Douche Nuke February 26, 2017
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Poo Choo Train Express

All aboard the porcelain express!! You nestle down for what feels an epic. A high pitched fart whistles out of your puckered A-hole. There is an urgency like you never felt before.

With all your might you squeeze! Your muscles tighten just as your sphincter gives way! A mighty log of fecal matter and gas jettison out of your bungole on a one stop journey to hell! On its way down the log lays down a crooked rusty track that appears to be forged by satan himself.

The poo choo train express was quick, and brutal. It's all over in under 20 seconds. Looking down, the train wreck below leaves you sobbing in your crotch.
Kieran : Dude... go check the toilet. I think I may have caused some serious damage to my anus.

Derek : (runs to toilet - runs out) my god, are you ok? That's horrific.

Kieran : I don't know what happened. It was all over so fast. First a simple toot... then an explosion. I feel like I've been ass raped man!!

Derek : (comforts Kieran) hey big fella, it's gonna be ok. You just had your first poo choo train express. First time is never easy. It's gonna be a while before you're ok. We better go break the bad news to the toilet duck.
by K-man75 January 21, 2012
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