Beer Bottle Challenge

Take a beer bottle of your choice, any size, extra large encouraged, and shove it up your keester and try to yank that puppy out.

Little Johnny tried to impress the crew with the good ol beer bottle challenge by pounding a mickeys in his bhole. Couldn't pull her out, ended up in the ER.

by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole March 22, 2023

Contractor Beer

Cheap, low quality beer you offer to people who help work on your house; instead of cash payment.

Hey, you want a case of busch for helping side my house?

No , i want you to pay me with cash, not contractor beer!

by CT140419 January 10, 2020

Alley Beer

Free-standing, fermented urine found between buildings in medium to large cities.

"That was a well brewed Alley Beer," Chad said after taking a sip.

by Flex Daddy Righteou$ April 8, 2017

Root beer float

When 6 gay guys take turns shitting into a bathtub full of water then proceed to fuck eachother while swimming in it

"I had a good root beer float with the boys last night"

by Marmadue March 31, 2023

Dirty Beer

Another word for sex

Chloe do you want dirty beer?

by Alan4567 April 12, 2024

beer muffs

Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.

The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.

by Nibs Niven March 10, 2013

beer can

a beer can penis, short, stubby and just overall a big let down

girl : "i was hooking up with this guy last night but then he pulled out his beer can, i had to get outta there asap"
girl 2: "ew not a beer can cock"
girl: "ikr! ugh"

by neketumeke March 6, 2021