straight up cock

The cock is straight, hard as steel, and cuts you like a knife. Oh yeah, baby!

I met M in a dive bar and we got to know each other. We went to his place and what I got was some straight up cock. I walked funny for a week.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Straight sticking

Walk with your legs straight to avoid your butt cheeks rubbing together because of your butt crack is chafed

I was straight sticking all the way to my car cuz I had ass rash

by Jokeaholic May 25, 2018

Straight sexual

A straight retard who won’t get their head out their ass and don’t feel included because straight people don’t already get enough love and they have to take over the LGBT community as well so they feel included and something that is not for them.

Idiot: Hey I’m straight sexual!
Everyone: Kill yourself.

by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022

Straight up batshit crazy

The ultimate type of crazy. You can't be more crazy than straight up batshit crazy!

The thing Jack said yesterday was straight up batshit crazy.

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

Straight gay

A homosexual with none of that pizazz a gay person has

That gay person is LITTERALY SUCH a Straight gay!

by LuckySun June 30, 2022

Straighting

Straight dating (Straight + dating)

Straighting is sooo boring and basic.

The straighting scene sucks ass.

by LingDanc803 January 12, 2024

Straight Stymie

An expression used when someone blocks when you
try to do something

Jordan: Damnn Imma get this dunk!
Paul: *blocks the dunk* straight stymie dwag!! Ooooo hell yea

by somidahomie October 24, 2015