Italian Job

When Mark Wahlberg diddles your bum in a PT cruiser

Dude, got so fucked up last night at a club with Mark Wahlberg, and my ass hurts; must have gotten an italian job.

by DDAYbuttfucker March 23, 2010

skin job

A tattoo or other body art.

The phrase is likely borrowed from Blade Runner, where it refers to androids, but with a constructed meaning.

"I've been thinking of getting a new skin job, but tattoos are just so expensive."

by QuoteRadar March 4, 2009

window job

when a guy puts his penis out of the window and shuts the window hard until he comes.

last night my girlfriend didnt want to have sex, so i gave myself a window job

by coaaoc May 15, 2009

lo-job

recieving oral sex while participating in a game of halo

bitch! give me a lo-job while i pon some uber noobs!

by Liam Gerard Johnson October 28, 2007

Fan Job

Process of sticking your penis in an ocilating fan with the hope of orgasm and the hope that you wont get sprayed with your own seed.

Ches asked for a fan beacuse he was lonely and needed a fan job.

by sausage and pancake on a stick April 28, 2009

monkey job

An expression of credulity or moderate odium towards an object or person, typically unrelated to primates and/or occupations

You dumbass monkey job, get it right next time before I sodomize you with a hedge trimmer.

by Sir H4x May 18, 2003

paint job

to lick up and down the shaft of a penis

I gave him a paint job, and then he gave me a pearl necklace.

by painterlady March 15, 2008