by Urarakaishere August 17, 2022

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?
Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.
Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.
by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

To settle down, relax, and keep your mind off the problems of daily life. Often followed by such phrases as "maybe two or three"!
Calm down! Have a lump or two! Keep your mind off of politics for a while and think about the wonderful music we're about to hear!
by Seshie February 18, 2019

by I love Pey December 24, 2024

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

You have to be able to at least IMAGINE how bizarre it is for ME that you can't accept that you are just not as intelligent as I am.
Hym "No, you couldn't have figured it out. The experts couldn't have. The people that dedicated their lives to doing it couldn't have. Only I could have and I... Could have done it sooner. You could not have. I did."
by Hym Iam June 2, 2025

I already have a water bottle
by ur mom gave me this name March 7, 2022
