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Shit Hot

A state of being you will never reach in BMT.
Trainee, your shoes are not shit hot like mine. Beat your face.
by a sad trainee February 20, 2011
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Hot Scot

Any Scottish person who is especially hot. Usually applies to men. Examples are John Barrowman, Sean Connery, and most popularly, David Tennant. Can be used as an exclamation as well as a noun/label. More commonly used in the US than in Britain, confusingly.
Person a) Did you see David Tennant on Doctor Who last night!
Person b) That man is a hot scot! Phwoar!

2:
person a) Man, I just did all my homework and went cliff diving IN THE SAME DAY.
person b) HOT SCOT!
by ManicMeat February 6, 2009
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Hot Funk

It sort of resembles a volcano erupting, or a bunny giving Batgirl a lap dance. It's the kind of zone that you get whilst in the club. The DJ's going, and the beats are inside you. It brings out unusual "funky" and/or "gnarly" dance moves to the floor, which are brought on by your inner baller. Adoring phenomenons such as these are usually influenced by substantial amounts of strobe lights, Grey Goose, Crystal Skull, Jack Daniels, and/or Corona Light. It is a truly remarkable experience to have. Only the dopest can feel it. Can you?
Last night during hot funk I was sure that I would be wolfin' it down at the next full moon.

"Am I in heaven?"
"Hot funk!"

"Bro, I totally had hot funk at the banger last night."
"You can't hot funk at a banger...It's completely above ridin dat wave...~"

Hot Funk Emoticon: U_0
by MelBelleK April 17, 2010
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Hot Houseplant

a hottie that sits at home, cooks, cleans and looks GOOD doing it.....
Gotta go home and feed and water my hot houseplant :)
by TXangel September 16, 2011
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Hot Fog

When you're bangin your chick in the shower and she releases a particularly stanky qweef on you.
Dude..I was bangin gurly last nite in the shower and she hit me with a hot fog!
by 1BUTTONS May 21, 2010
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Hot Lube

When the woman has diarrhea and the man doesn’t have a condom so he used the diarrhea as lube
Mike: Shit I forgot the condom

Linda: don’t worry I just had diarrhea we can do hot lube
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goose hot

A sloot that is considered "hot" based soley upon the fact that she has large breasts.
Was the girl you hooked up with at the party hot. Well, she was goose hot
by Merkin March 23, 2005
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