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99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.
"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"
by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019
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Hans-free

When you get free time from Hans, you're Hans-free.
I love these phone calls Hans-free!
by 🅰️ January 17, 2022
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Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023
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Free Ballen

Slicing your own testicles and filling the cavity with Tide Pods (or any other object or substance).
“Ey bru, you free ballen tonight?”
Slicing n Dicin’ my brutha. Straight clean like Tide, Son”
by MisAnthroPissed September 22, 2023
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For free?

Used when people intentionally or accidentally show their feet in videos or pictures, implying the viewer has a sexual interest in feet or ironically does.
>picture of a woman at the pool with feet in water
Comment:
User6942-for free?
by TheCIAisEvil July 11, 2022
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From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!

A phrase used by pro-Palestinians to call for a free Palestine, because Isnotreal is illegally occupying Palestine and oppressing the innocent Palestinians.
Person 1: Free Palestine! :3

Person 2: From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!
by theurbandictionarier February 21, 2024
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Free d guys

Free d guys out the wok🔓
by Ts17% July 16, 2022
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