going fishing

The act of trying to meet women in order to get only a blow job (like going fishing with worms for bait).

Joe: hey matt, you're all dressed up. are you going to a club?

Matt: yea, i'm going fishing. want to be my wing man?

Joe: no... but, good luck

by Count Doucheula April 4, 2011

Dead Fishing

Siting in the bath masterbating using your stomach muscles rather than your arm muscles. A helmet is required for safety.

To do Dead Fishing you sit in the bath, place your hand on your penis and using your stomach you sit up and down to masterbate.

by Eagle ridge chair lift June 3, 2012

fetus fishing

to attach a hook to ones dick and penetrate a pregnant woman's snatch.

Caught a big one today when i was fetus fishing.

by R<A<D October 20, 2008

STALE FISH

When you shake someones hand and they give you a limp handshake, kinda like holding a stale fish...

Dude i shook corkys hand and he gave me a stale fish...

by Pepper 420 November 4, 2006

fish eyes

when a guy, wearing tight fitting pants, displays the shape of his balls or overall genitalia. male version of a camel toe

did you see that guy dressed up as batman with the fish eyes?

by jesse gee July 20, 2008

blubber fish

ariel therobe and yoavs word. no one else can use it. u can be a blubber fish, or do blubber things.

im vewy vewy blubber sad. yo that blubber comment was madd fuckedd upp yo!!

by crazy nig ariel December 2, 2004

Joe Fish

To be a male and go out hooking and pic up men for money, then charge $2 for a suck off.

I sure could use a Joe Fish right now. Lets go pick one up.

by You are Gay. June 10, 2006