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egg

Howtobasic approved,fertilized or nonfertilized, still fucking delicious. Mostly people get the urge of throwing the thing. Egglands the best company, if you disagree, suck it.
Jamie: Eggland is the best egg!
Fucktard #1: Nah, i eat the egg fertilized.
by Boomfuckalacka November 25, 2019
mugGet the eggmug.

Hater Eggs

A person that simply cannot be happy for another person's success. So rather than be happy they make a point of throwing hate at that person in the metaphorical form of getting "egg on your face."
Why do you keep throwing hater eggs at everyone?
by SirJimble October 2, 2019
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Duck egg

It’s where you show your nutsack to your friends or whoever and call it “a duck egg”

Origin: Big Mouth
You: You wanna see my duck egg

Other person: sure!

You: shows nutsack

Other person: wow
by 2bigadick69 July 27, 2022
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Egg spritzer

Just another slang for a woman squirting
Last night Candice surprised me with an egg spritzer, so I had to sleep on a bare mattress
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Scrambled Eggs

Fellatio, specifically the act of holding the penis in one hand stroking it while sucking on the testicles and flicking them with the tongue.
My girl gave me scrambled eggs as breakfast in bed this morning.
by Trussetyv February 23, 2024
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Egg McMuffin

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023
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Dippy Dippy egg man

Originally created in cardiff UK by HARDNORMALDADDY aka me and mate taking the piss out of a roadman we encounterd who was aggressive back in 2015..... We literally made 100's of soft boil ting jokes that spiraled out of control.

Someone who is soft inside and not on a gas mark 5 ting and hardboiled egg like me yeh.
You dizzy blud ? Manz like you ona soft boil ting, you dippy dippy egg man!
by HARDNORMALDADDYAKAJFUNK February 25, 2021
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