Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapchat bots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On the side he will often be seen slinging dick to fake snapchat bots.

Captain Long was seen driving his cock helicopter for allie on video

by Allie- Snapbot April 2, 2025

Captain Boomerang

A shirtless Australian man on steroids who hates vaccines, and always has boomerangs on hand.

Dude, that's Captain Boomerang!
Alfred got jacked up by Captain Boomerang!

by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

Capitanpizza338

you lost the game

"oh shoot im capitanpizza338 and i lost the game"

by BANNNANZ April 21, 2025

Capital markets

A nameless, faceless, being that can be blamed or cited as an excuse for anything.

I had a pretty good weekend planned that included Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and lots of working out, but the capital markets conspired to ruin not only my plans but my entire being.

by clermontboy May 19, 2025

CAPITALIAN

When someone types everything in ALL CAPS. A portmanteau of Capital and Italian.

he keeps texting me in CAPITALIAN

by HistoryMemes4Life May 28, 2025

Captain Kidde

Da infamous Scottish pirate-leader who made his fortune by setting fire to conquered ships and then extorting them for huge sums to bribe him to extinguish da flames.

I dunno if those puny wine-bottle-sized fire-extinguishers would be all dat effective on huge clippers or schooners dat were engulfed in flames --- Captain Kidde might have had to switch to da larger "Adultte" brand of extinguisher to properly put out said towering infernos.

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025