Beef Wizard

Piper

Wow did you see that Beef Wizard?

“Oh you mean Piper?”

“Yeah, same thing”

by Poopbear69 January 5, 2021

Beef

The Male form of a queef. When a fart travels up and pops the balls.

Did you just beef??

by Calamazoo February 23, 2019

BeeFee

A casual reference to the person who you are in the in between stage of no label and exclusive with. Not boyfriend, but beefee.

Also could be if you are in a relationship person for a very long time and it’s not longer just a “boyfriend” but you’re not engaged. That’s a beefee.

Omg do you have a beefee?!

by Kenziesturgeon February 14, 2022

Beef Sock

The enduring remnant of a night spent cleaning your prolapsed anal cavity. Using a cotton tube sock to achieve the necessary cleaning with the correct amount of reparative dexterity.

Mom: You want your laundry done honey? What about your socks?
Bill: NO MOM! Please, that's just on old beef sock. Ted and I were trying something...

by SolidoSnaka July 3, 2014

Beef Package

A phased describing not only a long but also girthy penis. To be considered a Beef package one’s penis must be at least 7 inches and 1.5 inches of girth

Micheal”did you see Daniel the other day? He’s packing”
Fred”Yeah he’s got a beef package!”

by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021

XO Beef

A special meat, made with love and pork.

Laurosh: "Damn those XO Beef tastes good like hell..."
Sheytan: "Oh boy, I know. See ya soon you pork eatin' bastard."

by DonDabl June 3, 2022

BEEF

When you and your best friend love each other so much but are dumb as shit
B- best
E- ever
E-ever
F-friend

person 1: BEEEEEEEEf!
person 2: what?
person 1: hi
Person 2: I love you too bitch

go get me some chocolate BEEF

by drunk pig October 13, 2020