Anal Snail Trail

Snail like trail in the undergarments and or bed linen.

Anal Snail Trail: The release of seaman from the rectum post anal intercourse on a man or a woman thus Leaving a snail like trail in the undergarments of the recipient.

by StarM0nkey77 February 10, 2010

Restless Anal Syndrome

Restless Anal Syndrome is when you asshole let’s lose and is very tired 95% of the time.

Seth Hudnall has Restless Anal Syndrome

by Seth J Hudnall October 5, 2021

Anal Death Star

A sex toy that literally rips your ass hole apart

"That toy ripped my ass hole like the Death Star hitting Alderaan" said the dirty girl

That anal Death Star destroyed my booty hole with one blast oh it hurt but was so satisfying

by shovel breaker October 26, 2017

anal seepage tampon

When a woman not using birth control uses an anal tampon, or really any tampon of the right size, and inserts it into her anus post anal sex to soak semen and prevent sperm from leaking into her vagina and causing an anal fart baby. Some of the semen is absorbed into her intestines, some of the semen is shat out before and after the insertion.

My anal only wife uses anal seepage tampons to prevent an the birth of an anal seepage baby when she does not use birth control.

by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022

Anal Blast 9000

When you Anal a girl so hard she can’t walk straight up to a week.

Friend 1: Damn I Anal Blast 9000 Sara and she still can’t walk straight.
Friend 2: Holy shit that was like 4 days ago!!!
Friend 1: Hell yeah

by IDontknowwhattocallmtself June 29, 2018

Anal Ring Toss

A game wherein a subject (usually a stripper, porn star, or some other individual) is stripped naked, placed on the ground ass-up, and has a wooden stick inserted into the anus. Players stand aproximately six feet away and attempt to throw small toy rings (think regular ring toss), with the wooden stick catching them. The game was made popular on the Howard Stern Show during the last year or so of Howard Stern's run on WXRK radio in New York. In June of 2008, Stern brought Anal Ring Toss back to the air. The winner (Richard Christy) was given a pass to Howard's wedding.

Richard Christy is Lord of the Anal Ring Toss.

by RAPTUS REGALITER June 27, 2008

Anal tart

A rich white guy who breaks things and expects them to be replaced immediately. Most people act nice infant of this person but actually think he is very annoying.

See that guy over there?
Yea
He is such an Anal tart

by Big bootythot December 11, 2015