Looks like Bobby Hill. The smartest dude you'll ever meet. He's adorable with his mannerisms. He's a redneck but not the yee-yee kind. He's mean sometimes but in a funny way. Will do anything for 5 dollars. Loves Metallica. Claims he's black bc of his black cousin.
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“Oh god, here comes metal sam. Probably no good CDs in the british heart foundation then. May as well go home”
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