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What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.
Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!
by titarrot June 6, 2019
mugGet the Dive Right In Vagina Expressmug.

vegetable vagina

A vegan on her period.
Fuckboy: Wow Stacey got triggered. Maybe she's a vegetable vagina.
by WillHawksnaw November 29, 2016
mugGet the vegetable vaginamug.

vagina built

Basically a guy that lacks communication and cries when things don’t go their way bc they’re little bitches.
why Did Tito subtweet me instead of talking to me about the problem? Because he’s vagina built.
by Vagina built March 26, 2020
mugGet the vagina builtmug.

Vagina

I slipped my foot into the vagina of the shoe (the opening.)
He came in through the vagina of the house (the front door.)
I put the basketball right through the vagina of the basket (made a basket.)
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) December 1, 2019
mugGet the Vaginamug.

Fire Hydrant Vagina

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the room was so wet: my Fire Hydrant Vagina....... I wish my girl was the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant vagina would have finished the job.
by haleyyyla April 6, 2016
mugGet the Fire Hydrant Vaginamug.

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