Uber

It's hard to feel bad for someone that gets in the wrong car twice before getting murdered. The driver of the second car might not be right for murdering the girl, but she was a questionable kind of person for wandering around not knowing what the fuck was going on, as you would have to be to get in the wrong car not once but twice before the incident. There's no law that says people have to be forgiving and friendly to every moron with no common sense.

A legit uber driver has a bright neon blue sign on their car that says uber, in case some moron like that girl that died is wandering around lost and can't find the driver. The uber sign seems effective enough for most people that use uber instead of an old fashioned taxi.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021

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Uber competitive

Holding nothing sacred but winning/dominating.

The uber competitive girl thought everything in life was about winning/dominating.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

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Ubby

Something that doesn’t sound right, aka you know when someone is lying.

“That’s so ubby, who does she think she is?”

by plantOverload October 27, 2021

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ubersonic

Ubersonic is the name given to the highest mach regime in the nomenclature of velocities relating to the speed of sound. It is defined as a speed at or exceeding mach 25. It is also referred to as "Re-entry speeds" but this sounds fucking stupid and no one should call it this. As of 2021 I am unaware of any ubersonic aircrafts in existence, manned or unmanned. All that come close are either HGVs or missiles. In the future an additional category may be needed under the name high-ubersonic for speeds exceeding mach 100, but for now this is useless.

Subsonic - Under mach 0.8 (less than the speed of sound)
Transonic - Mach 0.8–1.2 (around the speed of sound)
Supersonic - Mach 1.2–5.0 (above the speed of sound)
Hypersonic - Mach 5-10 (well above the speed of sound)
High-Hypersonic - Mach 10-25 (holy fucking shit thats fast)
Ubersonic - Mach 25+ (about as fast as I cum)

"Invincible can throw a baseball at ubersonic speeds"

by Veggietalesisaboutahospital October 29, 2021

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Uber neck

When you turn ur head to have a fixed gaze out of the Uber window to avoid making eye contact with your driver in the rearview mirror. Your neck will cramp, but you must avoid interaction.

Damn Chica! I got stuck in traffic on the way to the party and got mad Uber neck. I’m going to need to visit a chiropractor after that one.

by fascia lata November 6, 2021

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Ubayd

Ubayd is a swearing MANIAC. He's OBSESSED with pigeons and has some emotional attachment to his COAT HAT. GOSH! He is smart yes but his writing technique is atrocious. Yes he is funny but in the stupidest way. and you can notice him from MILESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS away.

Boy: 'is that Ubayd?'
Girl: 'unforntunately, yes'

by Urlocalloser November 10, 2021

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