Tom Riddle's hair

The true hair of Slytherin (hair, heir get it?).

Huhhh, that is the true heir of Slytherin.

No, it is the true HAIR of Slytherin, it is Tom Riddle's hair.

by H4hE3 March 26, 2023

Tom mollett

Someone who can give it out but can’t take it

That guys crying because I called him fat even tho he said it to me. He’s such a Tom mollett

by Adama johnsone June 12, 2022

mad tom

usually combined with "hangover" to describe "the dorm drunk"

esp. used in ARMSTRONG

Cabin of Mad Tom Hangover is inhibited by Deana

by ballaaa statuss October 27, 2008

Monty tom

A lovely baby from england that eats oat biscuits

Oh look at that monty tom singing in the wind

by Resmond debil May 06, 2024

Tom Kirk

Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.

Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.

by CockSlurper69 June 03, 2019

Tom Cornish

Sexy, handsome and tall content creator from the UK known for mainly streaming on Twitch.
Cracked at Fortnite and he loves vibing to tunes.

TOM CORNISH IS IN THE HOUSE! W'S IN THE CHAT!

by E77j22i88n9 November 22, 2021

Tom and Kathleen

They are lovebirds. They both had crushes, now they WILL get married. They are the example of a beautiful couple.

Man 1- Hey dude! Look at those love birds XD
Man 2- Dude, they are a Tom and Kathleen!

by The_Worded_Master64 August 13, 2021