Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019

no dad

a joke made that refers to a father molesting his kids

no dad

by sexyprincezuko October 29, 2020

Dad

The definition of dad is right under this text
( GONE )

"Dad: See ya later bitch"

by The Guy Who Asked May 13, 2022

Dad

Currently getting milk for the family, because he’s a good man.

“Dude, my Dad has been out for milk for 12 years!”

by SwissedCheesey December 14, 2018

Dad

Calling someone a dad is saying they either leave everything all the time or they tell really bad jokes.

Jonathan you are such a dad

by Amack205 January 2, 2020

dad

gone

ur dad

by adztjbvc sx May 17, 2022

Aggravated dad driving

Swerving all over the road, trying to hit someone in the back seat.

"He wasn't drunk, but he did get it charged with Aggravated Dad Driving."

by Curly 42 March 16, 2019