dirty taylor

when your vagina gets caught in the toaster but it feels really nice so you turn it on while sticking two of your brothers penises up your ass and the cream cheese gets squirted into your eyeballs until you moan out "lightly sparkling spring water!"

I dirty taylor'd last night and it felt SO good!!!!!

by thefull8inches August 17, 2023

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Tom taylor

The greatest set of men to ever exist, today marked the faitful day we all grouped together to form tomism.

“Im tom taylor”
“No way im tom taylor”

by Tom taylor August 30, 2023

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Rogerina Taylor

Rogerina is the name given to Roger Taylor's alter-ego in British rock band Queen's "I Want To Break Free" music video. (S)he has been constantly getting people confused about their sexuality since 1984.

Men who claim to be straight after laying their eyes about Rogerina are so deep in the closet they're finding Christmas presents.

My friend (sometime in 2023): "Fuckit - I'll go bi for Rogerina Taylor."

by titty69muncher August 10, 2024

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Reputation (Taylor's Version)

A highly anticipated rerecord that will never release at this point.

Seriously when will we stop clowning.

Person: Hey, when will Reputation (Taylor's Version) release?
Taylor Swift: lol no

by ynmking89 August 20, 2024

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Brianna Taylor

A judge just ruled that it wasn't the cops fault they shot her... It was the boyfriend's fault for shooting at what he thought was a home invasion.

Hym "Wooooow! You hear that Brianna Taylor ruling? The charges were brought down to a misdemeanor for the cops and the judge ruled that the fact the the cops had a bad warrant was not the reason she died. That is wild!"

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

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