Water the Fish Tank

To put water into one of the huge Brita pitchers.

Running low on the water, time to water the fish tank!

by thatthugnamedtom February 9, 2010

Glass Of Water Girl

A seemingly attractive female whom many men have fallen for initially, only for them to notice her dull personality.
You could send the funniest joke to this girl and the best reply you'd get would be 'lol' or 'lmao'. Often there's a chance for her to not respond at all.
Anyone dating the Glass Of Water Girl will grow up to become a middle-aged white man in a childhood sweetheart marriage that neither spouse is interested in anymore.

Eugene: Ugghh I sent this hilarious meme to jacky and all I got as a reply was ''Lmao'', I tried to continue the conversation and she just left me on read.
Donald: Hey man, she's not worth it, she's just a goddamn Glass Of Water Girl.

by Not Chirpy June 29, 2021

foo foo water

Water that consists of amazing smells

She walked out of the store and smelled like foo foo water

by Someone had to say it September 17, 2017

Polish Water Tower

A sexual act involving a male (or female) standing on top of a ladder and ejaculating or squirting onto a willing recipient below.

She stood atop the ladder and gave me a Polish Water Tower

by theycallmeyungdaggerdick April 26, 2020

polish holy water

Vodka

Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

Personal Water Skis

When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.

Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis

by joeytheleo July 29, 2014

Hell's water fountain

The act of pouring gasoline inside and around the anus. Then igniting it with a lighter whilst spewing out the gasoline.

"Dude, did you see Rick tried to do a "Hell's water fountain".

by Nickj22 March 11, 2023