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Stealth bombing

1)An act done whilst in the doggy position. When the giving partner is about to cum, he pulls out and makes a noise like an aeroplane. Confused, the recieving partner turns around just in time to recieve a face full of cum.
2)Done at a sleep over or similar event. Whilst someone is asleep, other people come and jizz in their face/ on their pillow.
I stealth bombed your mum last night!
We were stealth bombing Suzy.
We stealth bombed Adam at the party!
by Vampiric16 April 24, 2009
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Dick Bomb

The point in the night when all the girls in the group scatter to chase down hot ass to take home. Typical approaches include: (i) frantic cell phone booty calls; (ii) targeted dance floor efforts; and (iii) when in doubt, shots at the bar. Depending on the collective mood, the dick bomb can ignite at any point in the night. The collateral damage almost always entails the walk of shame and a severe hangover. Dick bomb explosions frequently occur in New York City, particularly the East Village and Lower East Side.
Kenji: What the hell happened last night?? I was distracted for a bit and suddenly all you girls disappeared.
Jenny: Sorry dude--the dick bomb exploded! Welcome to the city.

Des: Wow, the dick bomb went off really early yesterday!
Sarah: Tell me about it--I'm missing my panties.
by Jenny Hoo-ah! March 28, 2008
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Wisdom Bomb

WISDOM BOMBS, nuggets of (subjective) truth that cause destruction while educating us.
Wise old woman: "If you want to keep your husband my dear, you'll have to accept he's going to sleep with other women. If he pays the bills and takes care of the children then keep him"

Newly married woman: thank you for that wisdom bomb
by jipj0ne April 18, 2014
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Buddha Bombed

Killing someone with kindness in the Intent of Spite, Revenge, or Resolution.

( Now a good way to approach this , is to bite your tongue at the right moment of an argument.... Just suddenly haulting the problem with the right words to make he or she realize how much theyre at fault.

Now If they apologize and it sounds sincere.... then they just got buddha bombed.
So weather you want to keep this method a secret is up to you, but if you decide to shove it in there face then I guarantee it probably wont work so well the next time.)
Victum: So what if I slept your girlfriend...
The Buddha Bomber: ok..... I understand (With face down and sad).
Victum......... dude im sorry.
The Buddha Bomber: (Thoughts or words) Thats right you @$%^ing Tool!

( Buddha Bombed )
by The Buddha Bombers (Band) January 15, 2011
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Grass Bomb

The act of sticking a piece of rock into a clump of grass, then tying it together. It's then used to throw at a person you dislike.

It's like stuffing a rock in snowball to make it hurt more.
Steve: "I hate Samantha. I wish I could injure her, but grass isn't dangerous.

Phil: "Here, make a grass bomb. Stick a rock in it, it'l hurt more.
by Gleek378 June 15, 2010
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mom bomb

Nate: I like that song.
Mark: I like your mom.
Nate: Dude, you just dropped that mom bomb out of nowhere!
by urbana205 September 20, 2011
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douchetronium bomb

1. a weapon of mass douching; everyone is killed but ground zero is spring fresh.
2. an act of such great douchery that a mass number of people are affected.
dude, don't be such a douchetronium bomb.
by unclfrank July 9, 2010
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