Husband: Where are all my lost socks?
Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
by haoleboytoy February 7, 2020
Get the sock krakenmug. The act of visiting the rest room, for the explicit purpose of a ancle gripping defecation. Specifically dropping ones pants to the floor, allowing clear and unimpeded access to ones "socks".
"After eating gas station sushi, you're going to be pulling up your socks."
"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"
"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."
"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"
"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."
by the Mixican Joker November 21, 2024
Get the Pulling up your socksmug. the stocking's you use for christmas to make anyone near smell how hard you work aka the smell of victory
by big Zebop November 12, 2020
Get the smelly socksmug. "Sock Crazy" guys who go to the gym and don't bring white socks to complete their gym attire. Typically they wear their dark dress socks pulled up to the stretch limit.
oh, and there were two guys (young even) looking all sock crazy tonight and one dude (same dude everytime) rockin' the short shorts. guys + short shorts = not so much!
by B Daddy R June 13, 2010
Get the Sock Crazymug. by 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓮 March 3, 2021
Get the International Banana Sock Daymug. Person A “Lately my pee-pee’s been feeling rather cold and I don’t know what to do”
Person B “You could use a scrote sock”
Person B “You could use a scrote sock”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
Get the Scrote sockmug. Any attempt made to intentionally embarrass yourself or others through your physical appearance while on stage during a performance.
Spiking your hair completely ridiculously with glue or wearing white socks while wearing a tuxedo or black suit on stage. Hence "White Sock Plot."
by Tenorman December 4, 2010
Get the White Sock Plotmug.