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Lol Sandwich

A process on instant messenging by which a person can say or admit terrible things to his interlocutor while avoiding an immediate reaction.
Todd says : Yeh that was a great party !
"beginning of Lol sandwich"
Todd says : lol
Todd says : Hey, you know i kissed your girlfriend that night !
Todd says : lol
"End of lol sandwich"
Fred says : Yeh ! lol
Fred says : What... ?
by Frank lowell March 15, 2009
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Abbys ham sandwich

A hot, beautiful, and beloved young lady who goes by the name Abby with delicate fat pussy. A pussy so irresistible it’s worth every minute of my time. The thing about Abby’s pussy is that I can’t seem to get enough of it no matter how much she makes me orgasm.
What did you have for lunch today?
“Abbys ham sandwich
Oh please
by Jenniflop November 18, 2023
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Mr. Bug Sandwich

Generally known as a Beta Male, Beta Bob, or Simp, it is a derogative term that defines a man who is subservient and submissive to his said girlfriend in the hopes of getting laid by her or winning her favor any day, but is only kept in the friend-zone and is used as a cushion for when she gets dumped by Chad Thunderstroke. First used by Bo from Legion of Man on YT, it describes a man, who simps and has no backbone, that orbits around the gf wanting something out of her, but time and time again he is told to wait while she gets banged by Pookie and Ray Ray. The only attention he gets from her is when she wanting him to spe d money on her (Walking Wallet), and to be used as a bailout when Chad dumps her on the side of the road. It also describes him as a man with no boundaries, no respect, and is an NPC that follow his, or should it be everyones, girlfriend's orders.
Daniel: Does that guy even have a soul in him? His gf is getting plowed by theae Chads and he is just fine with that!

Bo: That's because he is Mr. Bug Sandwich. A spineless turd who has no respect for himself.
by Wolf & Women May 27, 2024
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Haram Sandwich

A sandwich made with bacon and ham. Not suitable for Muslims
Dave: “I’m making a haram sandwich, you want one?”
Ali: “nah bro I can’t
by Kobbie Mainoo June 16, 2024
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Idiot Sandwich

Anyone who comes across Gordon Ramsey’s new nickname; a term to refer to someone who has done something foolish within the chef’s vision.
Person 1: *bakes cake with a little too much sugar* Awww shoot!

Gordon Ramsey: IDIOT SANDWICH!!!!!!!
by wee_eejit May 30, 2022
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Beef sandwich having Slunt

When a slutty cunt has a beef sandwich of a bucket fanny between their legs.
Shazza H loves taking a plethora of long, oblong objects, including the local fire department’s shafts, up her beef sandwich clunge. She is also a slutty cunt. Therefore, she is a beef sandwich having slunt.
by Abdul Ba December 1, 2020
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Crap Sandwich

The act of Analingus; salad tossing. Much like afish sandwich,except, the anus is the target of the oral stimulation.
She's so fine, I'd eat that crap sandwich!
by ROBOTRON2012 November 3, 2009
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