Penis Demon

(n) One who abuses their penis-taking privileges for the advancement of their own well being.

Stay away from her - She's a penis demon.

by Penisdemon February 25, 2017

portabello penis

a very tiny shaft with a very large head.

That chick said my roommate has a portabello penis.

by jrbdc November 2, 2011

favre penis

A condition in which your penis refuses to hide

with my cellphone as my witness, I got an elbow injury that ruined my consecutive game streak because I had a terrible case of favre penis.

by favreywallbanger October 20, 2010

Penis Shoveling

A sex act where a man shits into a women's vagina or anus and proceeds to dig it out with their penis.

One night my girlfriend asked to try penis shoveling. It ended up being pretty messy.

Dude, penis shoveling is fucking grosser than tubgirl!

by Bend Overson November 30, 2016

Sriracha Penis

Putting Sriracha on your friend’s dick. Then when he wakes up, don’t say anything.

Sriracha on a dick, sriracha on a stick. Sriracha penis!

by Jake 🅱️Aul June 23, 2019

Penis-Propping

Propping up the flaccid penis of an unconcious male, using such objects as popsicle sticks and medical tape, so as to have sex with said unconcious male

Jonny B. was penis-propped in his sleep, but woke up horrified in the middle of the act.

by William McMilliam July 23, 2005

Penis-Charmer

A man or woman who can stir up a penis very well. It is like a snake charmer. They can make you hard, soft, inside out, or whatever they want it. They can even help you grow a penis, or make a penis fall off. I have a friends and he enlarged my dick, and added other penises to it, so now I am a sex god.

That penis-charmer made me so hard and twisted my dick.

by L6ckyy April 15, 2019