Dad

A person that went to the store and never came back

Son-Omg is that my Dad
Dad- runnnnn

by Dance21 November 26, 2019

Dads

Day after drinking shits

man, I drank so much last night and now today I have the dads.

by Hiimnellyy September 29, 2020

ur dad lesbean

ur dad isn't gay, gae, or lesbian he is a lesbean .

mica- ur dad is gae
sarah- hes white
mica- so ur dad is a lesbian
sarah- no what the heck I said he is white
mica- so he's an lesbean
sarah- no ur dad lesbean

by whosrory March 6, 2022

Dad check

It’s when someone is a furry or dream Stan

Emely:I’m a dream Stan

Jim:dad check

*everyone liked that*

by Urmoderinmybedhehe November 5, 2021

Dad Bod

The muscles of a man (who has had kids) that usually pertains in the arms, shoulders, and stomach

Sally: OH, Jerry I love your dad bod!!
Jerry: Thanks Sally that's what happens after 3 kids

by Rdnkldy5 November 3, 2023

Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.

I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.

by Noiryx March 3, 2018

dad

people make jokes about this person leaving to get the milk and it's probably true.

dad:bye son I'm leaving u
kid:NOOOOO

by Sir soapington February 11, 2024