A very short person
by anonymous August 30, 2025
Get the Nickmug. A mythical figure, often found lurking near underpasses, abandoned lots, or your high school hangout spot, whose presence is heralded by the communal whisper, "Oh no, it's Crackhead Nick!"
A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
Dude, we were smoking under the bridge when someone yelled, 'Heads up! Crackhead Nick!' My man tried to buy my last blunt and offered to bottle the meter maid for me. I just stared straight ahead until he left.
by Lemmithy October 29, 2025
Get the Crackhead Nickmug. A male name generally given to someone with average looks, average intelligence, and average athlete, but he has an extraordinary creative side.
by Phillip cobra September 16, 2014
Get the Nickmug. by gamerxoxo69420xoxo December 29, 2021
Get the Nickmug. Grown man in his early 40s who gets offended by everything and is way too obsessed with teenage girls
by Gabe itch 420 May 18, 2023
Get the Nick Fostermug. honestly one of the greatest guys you’d ever meet in your life. they’ll make you laugh with their dumb jokes. they are so handsome and so respectful. they can probably kick anyone’s ass if they have to. will take care of his girlfriend/friends/loved ones. he’s very loyal and loving. will always be there for you. he’ll spend hours upon hours talking to you and randomly complimenting you. yeah they could be jerks but once you actually get to know him you’d be so glad you did. also glasses makes him soooo attractive (but he’s already hella cute).
by bruhidunno101 February 15, 2020
Get the Nickmug. think eric cartman, but actually has sex four times a day WITHOUT a condom, average penis, and drives as if laws do not apply! nick is a kind person, but only when convenient, do not hurt his feelings, he will ruin your life. stay safe
Friend: Hey Nick, your going a little too fast
Nick: I will beat the dog piss out of you, I love you
Nick: I will beat the dog piss out of you, I love you
by maxgetsbotches December 28, 2021
Get the Nickmug.