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Lenape middle school

A crackhead school, but quality people
I fucking hate Lenape middle school but I also love it
by On jah 6969696 January 30, 2020
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jasper county middle school

This is the a hell hole everyone is mean and will chew you and spit you out like a drug and people talk ab everyone at least 2 people got nudes and everyone has seen em and everyone got someone twerk video lmaooo cryin but come to our school the teachers are ok and they don’t know ab this!!😭😁
Girl:🥺🥺🥺 someone’s got my nudes..!!
Girl 2;You must go to Jasper County Middle School!😂😂😂
by YoFav.mama September 4, 2021
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middle school

This place is the worst years of our lives
The place where it doesn't make most people thrive
Affected by puberty, with pimples and moods
Causing boys and girls to ask people to send nudes

The boys become perverts and the girls become whores
And they end up drawing dicks on the doors
Middle school relationships are for people who are freaks
Relationships like this last no more than 2 weeks

Girls running their mouths and getting into fights
That makes the witnesses have lots of fright
Hair extensions and loose acrylic nails everywhere
People shouting "WORLDSTAR" and more people swear

Kids smoke in the bathroom and acting like they're grown
People smashing in the bathroom and making loud moans
A girl getting pregnant and the father leaves her
And moves on to make more girls lured

People lose most of their elementary school friends
And they wanted their life to end
Then they made new friends later on
Some kids later became Satan's spawns

Of course, there are bullies that lower your self-esteem in middle school
If you snitch, the teachers don't give a shit and act like they're cool
Then you deal with them your own and put them out of misery
And the principal suspends you from hell; what a victory!

Most of you guys have these stereotypes
People like these are a bunch of asswipes
Middle school ain't like playing with balloons
But don't worry, it'll be over soon
Elementary schooler who isn't in middle school yet: I can't wait to go to middle school! We're gonna have dances and lots of fun!
Middle schooler: Trust me, middle school is the most boring years of life you will ever experience.
Elementary schooler: I doubt it.
A couple years later...
Former elementary schooler who is in middle school: That middle schooler is right. It is boring.
by a random eggplant July 20, 2020
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Stafford Middle School

Stafford Middle School: Home to the flattest girls, the perviest teachers, and terrible administrators. Sports wise they all suck at everything besides football, which they are actually pretty decent at.
Mike: You see that girl from {Stafford Middle School}? Her ass is nonexistent!
by Pussy Attacker 9000 May 24, 2020
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Eckstein Middle School

Eckstein is a bum ass school that is ruled by the annoying teachers and critters. I would rather listen to Gucci Gang by Lil Pump on repeat for 5 days straight than spend another year here. If you're at lunch, be aware, you will get touched in the lunch line by other men if you are male. Eckstein is the place where Bill Cosby would be allowed to teach Sex-Ed and also get to serve complimentary drinks to students in the bathroom. If Alcatraz was heaven, Eckstein would be Purgatory. With the exception of a few teachers, the staff is awful and low-down. This place is full of scheming, rotten, stenchful, atrocious, and scummy felons in the making. The math teachers are pretty good though, especially one who is the best, who also teaches geometry, if we aren't naming anybody. Most of the people who reside here are swiftocrats if we're talking about political views. Do NOT insult Taylor Swift in front of anybody who appears female unless you wish to be tortured for the rest of time by the Super Starbucks Swifties, also known as S.S.S. who have already taken the life out of many students. I don't know if I'll be able to survive in this porta-potty mosh pit for much longer, I'm more likely to die here than a malnourished 95 year old dwarf at astroworld, please send a rescue helicopter or something. To all the sixth-graders out there, you best get your menace on when I'm in high school. Highschool better be an upgrade. Just a few more months til I can get out of this joint.
Eckstein Middle School: A terrible Place
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"
by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) January 9, 2024
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A E Wright Middle School

A middle school in Calabasas, CA. It is known as the much more awful version of Lindero Canyon Middle School. It's famous for it's abundance of mentally ill students. For whatever reason, A E Wright tends to pump out students that threaten to hurt themselves or others either just for attention or they actually DO IT and it becomes a whole thing.

In fact, it is a common trope at Agoura High School that the drug-addicted burnouts of Agoura High come from Lindero Canyon Middle School, and that the mentally ill nut-cases come from A E Wright.
Talking about a kid from A E Wright Middle School:
"Did you hear what that kid did in art? Apparently he had a nervous breakdown!"
by plus-size albert January 2, 2021
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log collage middle school

A place that teachers don't care about you give you stuff you don't need and
There is a a lot of girls that want. Some dick
by Kidissome January 31, 2020
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