Near the end of sexual intercourse, grab a pull up bar and hang upside down from it, then slowly swing side to side with your arms all the way down and say “madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push” and then cumshot across the room at her
“After slapping my cooter with his massive cock, Ricky proceeded his decent into madness and hit me square in the forehead”
by Porkribs May 18, 2021
An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs
Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get
Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get
by Mad dog watchers November 18, 2023
Mads is the coolest, most talented guy you'll ever meet. He loves to jump up and down when they are happy. They make the coolest art ever!!! If you ever have a Mads in your life, hold onto him! VERY TIGHTLY! They may have their heart stolen away by another lovely trans guy, this is good! Hold on to both of them because they love hugs.
by Sephiamaroon February 01, 2022
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by Future Billionaire July 07, 2023
It was my birthday, but my wife was angry with me, so I ended up just getting a "Mad Maggie" from her.
by The JDub January 02, 2024
by MADSHAGGER May 03, 2021