Oh fuck, the crumbs, they’re everywhere, it’s a fucking desert. Oh god have mercy on my Gluten Free soul
by Shrivelled Dried Corpse May 24, 2021
Get the Gluten freemug. after two idiots got into a fight one was suspended for longer than the other and lots of people thought it was unfair, hence starting the 'free dane' movement at win high school 2021
by yeahlol57678 January 23, 2022
Get the free danemug. Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
Get the free-food fiascomug. by doctadittoo January 29, 2018
Get the free raidmug. by emmaegg March 9, 2022
Get the free vapingmug. 
a chill phrase to use when you don't know how or why you did something, but it expresses the extremely chill nature
person 1: hey dude why did you do that?
person 2: idk dude, it's.... drop a deuce free a bird?
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person 1 learning a new concept and realising the complex-simplicity
"drop a deuce, free a bird..."
person 2: idk dude, it's.... drop a deuce free a bird?
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person 1 learning a new concept and realising the complex-simplicity
"drop a deuce, free a bird..."
by Staedtler Berol February 15, 2024
Get the drop a deuce, free a birdmug.