Doing A Law

The art of terrorising the local area with you family. You cant be doing a law on your own, only with your mum and dad.
This only applies to only children because your family are the only friends you will have.

You can also do a law if you are called dean or if your farther is called Dean.

Callum: Hello mum, doing a law is fun isnt it, coming out to do one?
Mum: Sure son! Let me go get your dad, Dean.

by CallumLaw April 19, 2018

Skitty's law

People fall into one of two groups, those who would have sex with a skitty for $10,000, or those who would pay $10,000 to have sex with a skitty.

Skitty's law at play, i know where you'd sit

by rjharringotn September 15, 2017

towel law

The unspoken rule that towels' rights are less than any other person's, excluding towels themselves. Towels are not allowed to:
1. Read
2. Write
3. Vote
4. Drive
5. Leave their designated area
6. Dry anything their masters say not to
7. Disobey a master's orders
8. Smoke, drink, or have other substance-related activity
Towels are subhuman filth.

Thanks to Towel Law, the towel was punished sternly by the whip for attempting to write a book about how to drive, against Amy Schumer's vagina's wishes. It was quickly rolled into a makeshift dildo-tampon and shoved back in. Amy Schumer stopped menstruating a long time ago, so don't worry. It's just super sweaty and gross.

by Niger Tits October 9, 2017

Dog-in-law

The dog owned by your spouse's family is called your dog-in-law. (Plural - dogs-in-law)

Hey, my dog-in-law is eating your food.

My dog-in-law is super cute.

by Victoria’s baby October 16, 2017

law of chef

This law applies if you destroy the enemy team by a huge score discrepancy, the law indicates that your next game will leave you to be terribly destroyed.

Guy 1: dang, North Academy won the first map 16-1, and got rekt 16-0 on the next map.
Guy 2: that's the law of chef for ya m9

by lennyface May 26, 2017

Trump's law

for every action you do, there is a tweet of yourself highlighting your hypocrisy.

Trump's law

>Dude, trump hired another globalist.

> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?

>Yeah he tweeted that.

by juasjuasie June 3, 2017

Trou Law

The acceptable number of days before it is alright to lust over your friend.

Nobita : I want Shizuka
Doraemon : I think you are well fast anyone Trou Law, so it is acceptable to have those feelings

Nobita : I want Shizuka

by Balrajgad June 26, 2017