I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 28, 2022

Bitch I'm On

knowing that you the shit, nobody can fuck with you, fresh ass clothes, possibly high and/or drunk.

Girl: girl, that nigga think he somebody.
Boy: bitch I'm on!!!

by Baddest Nigga Walkin May 2, 2008

I'm done

When you feel blessed by the hells finest devils to make your life shittier, and you totally chill about it.

I got rejected for a gipsy, but its fine, because im gonna be in my bed and im gonna cry for help, so thecnically, I'm done.

by Skelx December 26, 2021

I'm Not Gay

When someone tries to explain that they aren't a faggot but they are indeed a faggot.

Logan: "I'm not gay, I swear!"
Tucker: "You literally sent 50 gay porn videos to me."
Logan: "That's because it's funny!"

by Plumbus Flarp December 11, 2023

I'm against the war

A Russian euphemism for "I don't care what happens to Ukrainians. I won't do a thing to help, but I don't want you to think that I'm a bad person."

I'm against the war! Why should I not be allowed to have a tourist trip to Europe?

by cuyk August 30, 2022

I'm not a biologist

Not a good answer apparently

Hym "So 'I'm not a biologist' is not a good answer... But you're willing to give her the right not to answer... But where they go too far is celebrating her for her position... But 'I don't like the question. That's a private matter.' is a GOOD answer.... And people DON'T go too far in celebrating you as a prophet... For transposing your unified philosophical ethic onto the bible... In what could be considered an 'anti-christian' bastardization of the text... How are you NOT a hypocrite and a charlatan? How is that monologue not the most egregious thing you could have done in the context of your own fame? The prophet who doesn't believe in God everybody. 👏👏👏👏👏 That is something! Damn! It's glaring. The hypocrisy is glaring. You're her. You're doing the exact same thing. If she's bad, you're also bad. You're both doing the same thing."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2022

I'm bored

Well, well, well. Ya so bored you typin' this in Urbandictionary? I understand. If you came here for the meaning of the word, here

I'm bored.

Yes, that's it. You probably already know what it meant and just search it because you are BORED.

Dude, I'm bored today.
What about getting outside and touch grass? Maybe it'll cure your boredom
Hey! That's a good idea.

I'm not bored anymore. I'm even border.
Why?
I'm bored how I keep not getting bored.

by Emmystealingyourpotatoes August 4, 2022