by jayisterrible July 13, 2020
Get the ghost jeans mug.A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.
1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
by uxD524 November 26, 2019
Get the poop ghost mug.When you ignite the head of someone. (Reference to the Marvel comic character whose head is always aflame)
by WadeWilson702 July 21, 2016
Get the Ghost Riding mug.According to Chanel Oberlin on the second season of Scream Queens, it’s basically when you do a number two and look down at the paper and there’s NOTHING there. And so you stand up and look in the toilet and there’s nothing there either, because the turd got somehow shot down the hole before you even flush.
by hunteethisbussymagical September 14, 2023
Get the Ghosting mug.by Freddyubereverywhere September 11, 2021
Get the Ghost grind mug.Someone (particularly women) who takes an immense amount of sick pleasure (in other words gets off) on ghosting another person. These people talk to you until you are fully involved in the conversation and just ghost you in order in make themselves feel good. These people are highly insecure and the only way to raise their levels of self-worth is to ghost others.
by mrbuggy April 2, 2022
Get the ghost happy syndrome mug.To ghost his wife, he had to step up his game. Using tactical ghosting techniques, he finally succeeded.
by Episteopheus September 24, 2023
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