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Crayon Eating Motherfucker

A vast majority of guys in internet chat rooms, who cannot seem to grasp the basic principles or respect, class and dignity...or the concept that most women dont want to see their dicks...no matter how proud you may be of it. This also cover guys who think jacking off in front of random women is in anyway at all a turn on to us.
If one more Crayon Eating Motherfucker sends me a dick pic I am going to spray mace in his dickhole!
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white crayon 

Someone that no one likes, or wants to hang around with due to their annoying and freakish personality.

No one likes a white crayon.
"I saw Daniel at the park yesterday yelling at the top of his lungs to everyone around him, he's such a white crayon."

Box of Crayons 

A safe way to say in school that you need a box of cigarettes.
Does anyone have a box of crayons they are willing to share?
Box of Crayons by Shane Collins January 13, 2009

crayfish 

An undesirable person who has the attributes of being cray cray or crazy.
Don't hang out with her, she's a crayfish.

There are crayfish everywhere on Black Friday.
crayfish by annietiger May 15, 2009
1. To suck a male's penis intensively.
2. To lick a female's clitoris.
3. To have anal sex by means of electrical probes, which are shaped like dildos.
1. "I performed craazy on him."
2. "We performed craazy on her."
3. "I went craazy on her ass."
craazy by mr.walsh May 16, 2003

Crayon eater 

A titan from Destiny 2 who loves to sprint around destroying the crucible with his shotgun and anteus wards while eating crayons.
-Ada one's only fans leak is such a crayon eater.
-I think that he has 7000 kills on his felwinter's lie

craycray 

OMG today was totally craycray
craycray by cooba February 17, 2012