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evil bad 

retarded evil. crude, clumsy, stupid, senseless unsophisticated evil.
learning disabled pedophile that freaks out and bashes his young victim in the head shrieking louder than she/he and then buries the remains only a foot deep in his mother's backyard marking it with a popsicle stick cross as if it were a cat and thinking everything is gonna be ok.

Ruth: Did you see that youtube clip of the girl whistling a happy tune while tossing puppies into the raging river?
Joan: I did, that's evil bad.
evil bad by Crinklydink October 21, 2010
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my bad g 

use it after you fucked up, it works trust me add a heart to show sincerity
"hey did you fuck my mom?" oh.. yeah my bad g
my bad g by mofoahh April 20, 2022

getting out the bad seed 

having a wank, every bloke knows that if u don't blow ya load at least once a week your spunk goes bad inside your balls, leading to rashes, insomnia, shivers, madness & death!! So by getting out the 'bad seed' you are promoting healthy living.
I couldn't bloody sleep so i had a wank & by getting out the bad seed i was able to snooze soundly.

strong bad

The creator of TROGDOOOOOOR!
strong bad by Anonymous June 11, 2003

A bad case of penis 

A bad case of penis typically occurs when the female in question essentially reveals her metaphorical penis. She does this by saying masculine phrases, such as "bro", "chill", "man", and "dude".

The phantom penis may also be revealed if the female swears excessively, and calls males "faggot" when she doesnt get her way.
Bro number 1: "Dude, would you have sex with Courtney?"

Bro number 2: "Hell no, shes got a bad case of penis!"

Courtney: "Shit, bros! I didn't know you were here! Let's chill."

Bro number 1: "I see your point..."

i'm a bad texter 

Someone who is clearly not interested in the person they're conversing with. Therefore, Instead of being honest about this, they'll often make up excuses as to how busy they weren't because they don't want to text that person back.
Haha, I'm sorry, I'm a bad texter. I promise I wanna talk to you though.
i'm a bad texter by Justayoungman February 10, 2017