Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY November 3, 2012

Duck egg

It’s where you show your nutsack to your friends or whoever and call it “a duck egg”

Origin: Big Mouth

You: You wanna see my duck egg

Other person: sure!

You: shows nutsack

Other person: wow

by 2bigadick69 July 27, 2022

egg

"a food that you eat, it tastes great"

"we will eat eggs, for breakfast today".

by euhjkfhwjknf October 27, 2020

Suck An Egg

So i got this picture
*shows picture*
Its Gru from Despicable Me that says
SUCK AN EGG

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Person 1: Wow, ur such a loser
Person 2: SUCK AN EGG
Person 1: ???

by Knee Ger123 November 13, 2018

busted an egg

to have sex with another person

Jill and Ben so busted an egg last night.

by TonySky October 7, 2007

Egg Fart

The type of fart you get after eating eggs and other types of food, often recognized by it's unique and disgusting smell.

Yesterday I was eating a crepe when I ripped an extremely disgusting egg fart.

by LordIThankYouForSunshine April 25, 2025

spicy egg scramble

To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.

Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.

by vertigh0st September 12, 2021