bone snatcher

someone who is so insistent on getting his daily calcium that they need to yoink (often in a violent manner) your bones to achieve it. often a gym chad or a creepy guy next door, you never know who will take one or even two of your 206 bones.

Someone: Sorry guys, I reeeeeallly need my calcium today. *takes bones*
Victim(s): Damn it, I can't believe you've done this, you bone snatcher.

by FlashCanBuild June 30, 2022

Jack Bone

the act of stroking your member at a medium pace while self reflecting on ones failures and shortcomings.

what technique do you use bro?

I tend to Jack Bone...

You need to talk bro?

by blue lobster August 16, 2022

G-Bone

Slang term for a large penis of African heritage. Sometimes referred to as a BBC.

I think she's looking for the G-Bone tonight.

Lookout, this dude's got the G-Bone.

by The Real Elbo McGee August 22, 2022

The Bone Zone

"The Bone Zone" is a term used by people with the last name Bone. this phrase is used to declare victory in situations that are contradicting to an actual victory.

example.. fist-name Bone: "LETS GOOOO!! MY TRUCK CAME BACK TODAY!! WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONEEE!!" functioning human: yo... that's not a bone zone moment. your truck came back broken..

by zeeimu August 24, 2022

knuckle bones

A euphemism for rough anal sex, usually between two men

do you want to go for another round of knuckle bones?

by thegooper August 29, 2022

One Bone

A persons who weighs practically nothing and could be classified as 2 dimensional due to how skinny they are.

Why didn’t one bone show up for work today?

Oh, I heard he was taking a shower and slipped down the drain, so they had to call a plumber to try to save him!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

shitty to the bone

It means someone is so bad they were bad all the way through… Bad to the bone.

It can mean how drunk you got the night before.

Did you check out Bob last night? Oh man he was shitty to the bone.

by Junior Jelly Giant October 30, 2022