When a girl is giving you a hand job, and right when you are about to finish, she puts her thumb over the tip, spraying it everywhere, and leaving some stuck in the chamber. It'll come out in an hour, but probably sting.
by Richard Brownell May 8, 2010
Get the Champagne Hand Job mug.When you take a dump into a sock and then throw the sock at a person like a grenade. Usually done after consuming lots of spicy food. Not to be confused with the Mexican Mortar.
Monty ate a lot of Taco Bell today so he decided it was an opportune time to throw a Mexican Hand Grenade at Shane.
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Get the Mexican Hand Grenade mug.by Mike from school December 8, 2004
Get the secret hand shake mug.A large, fat, ugly and un-attractive female who preys on drunk teenagers. She waits until said drunk teen passes out at a party where she begins to deliver a handjob to the unexpecting young man. The man then either wakes up and gets rid of the Bandit, or just rolls with it and trys to keep it a secret from all of his friends.
The HJB can also be referred to in numerical form, by using the letters 8-10-2H=8 J=10 B=2
The HJB can also be referred to in numerical form, by using the letters 8-10-2H=8 J=10 B=2
"Oh man, did you hear? Snake got attacked by the Hand-Job Bandit last night!"
"Dont pass out tonight boys.. here comes the HJB."
"Heads up fellas, i just caught word of the 8-10-2 coming to town."
"Dont pass out tonight boys.. here comes the HJB."
"Heads up fellas, i just caught word of the 8-10-2 coming to town."
by Ceegster July 5, 2009
Get the Hand-Job Bandit mug.Skeeter just done got home from the family reunion and he went hillbilly hand fishing with at least 3 of his cousins
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Get the Hillbilly Hand Fishing mug.by balls'nwiena January 10, 2009
Get the hand job factory mug.Your having sex and you really need to shit, but you dont wanna stop banging her, so u shit in ur hand and slap her in the face.
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