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Wallering in da Taffy 

The point in an individuals love life where they no longer seek the company of a partner that is attractive and has something going for them and downgrades to a point below the lowest and final downgrade which happens to be called wallering in da taffy. Where they now seek company and sexual favors (blow jobs, head, or slow neck) from the unattractive, std ridden taffy puddins. At the point of wallering in the Taffy one must accept the fact that this is where they will always be because there is no upgrading when you get to that point of low and d sperate. Just sick!!
Can you believe that Shawn is now wallering in da taffy with da tana taffy plank puddin? He's just like the pigs that waller in da mud and there is no coming back from that he's tainted now he's hot that tana taffy plank puddin rot!
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A man that likes to be alone with his thoughts - Ted Lasso
Crowd Cheering "WANKER! WANKER" spawned this quip when lasso's son asked 'dad, what's a wanker?'
Wanker by notawanker December 25, 2023
Messed up in a sense. Not properly placed, configured, or aligned.
“The fridge placement looks all wackerjawed”
“You can’t do it like that or the ropes will become wackerjawed”
wackerjaw by MrSizelove February 21, 2024
A bisexual man that is choatic and nice to his friends very sweet to everyone and mentally ill in the process and all Walter’s usually have a nice sized dick for his man or woman.
Damn Walter is such a great person
Walter by popslut_walter March 19, 2024
General purpose insult term dating from the Victorian belief that masturbation made one weak and blind (Onanism). Or a Septic.
Our football club’s been bought up by Yanks!

That’ll end well- the wankers.
Wanker by Maggie T April 3, 2024
Wanker is a word that is generally used for terms of abuse, means someone who wanks, which is masturbates, but is almost used for insults. It is also synonymous with "tosser."
"Only a complete wanker would be fooled into believing this."
Wanker by anonymous April 3, 2024

Wanker bag 

A wanker bag functions like a cum rag although instead of a rag its a bag. It could be a sock.
Person A “So how’d the date go?”

Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”
Wanker bag by Skeeoung April 13, 2024