Tom Kendall

1) Typically your average bigot, sociopath, racist and or cunt
2) This person shows and feels a hatred against people of other races, they tend to lack a standard of intellectualism, maturity and empathy

Jack: White people are superior

Ethan: Oh, you are such a Tom Kendall

by banannanaolemate69 March 17, 2019

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tom wilds dick

tom wilds dick can mean you have a tiny dick or a none existed dick

you defo have a tom wilds dick

by dipclat May 28, 2022

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Tom-a-toe

A more poggers way to pronounce tomato

Gerald:Can you pass me the tom-a-toe sauce
That's a fucking poggers way to tomato
Y/N: Thanks, I STILL WANT MY FUCKING TOM-A-TOE SAUCE!
*Then they have sex because this is wattpad apparently*

by Arrowbxtch March 22, 2021

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TOM

Short for time of the month.

Guess what? My best friend Tom is in town.

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Tom brady

Tom Brady a man who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. He can't sit down to pee because his Peter piper will float like a sail in the toilet. Also Mahomeys pimp aka the stage name mahomey. He was actually blessed by the tom until the brady retired and now mahomey gotta suck-n-go because he just lost afc title, but the brady has acknowledged dropping mahomey down 28 steps of stairs and called him a pushy and to get up. Tom brady a man with a bigger dick then myself.

Guy 1- He why does that guy #15 look off?
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.

by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022

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