Ultimate fucking goober!!! Cant make a shot for his life. If u ever bet on him always take the under!! (no joke) Bros such a fucking herb.
by ChrisTheRetardPaul January 4, 2024
Get the Chris Paulmug. Your family loves him more than you, you’re obsessed with him, you love him so much, he thinks he’s nothing that he’s useless and trash, but he’s not he’s just amazing and it hurts to see him be mean to himself. Chris you are amazing
by Lovely Sunday December 23, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a boy who plays with girls emotions.but not all Chris are like that some are. But he would always protect you. And he would treat you like a queen.
by Letty Montrose April 23, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a person that likes to play with your emotions and shouldn’t be taken seriously in a long term relationship. He usually has some sort of problem either mommy issues, daddy issues, ect. They are very emotional and might talk about themselves a lot even tho they don’t realize it. In general Chris is not hubby material.
You: Hii how has your day been!?
Chris: Sorry I took a while to respond I fell asleep but it’s been okay.
You: oh okay what did you do today?
Chris: Nothing much just been chilling.
You: oh ok
Chris:...
Chris: Sorry I took a while to respond I fell asleep but it’s been okay.
You: oh okay what did you do today?
Chris: Nothing much just been chilling.
You: oh ok
Chris:...
by Joe_mama:0 May 24, 2021
Get the Chrismug. Person 1 : I think Ivy is taylor's best song.
Person 2: My brother in Chris, it's definitely a bop but Tolerate it stays superior .
Person 2: My brother in Chris, it's definitely a bop but Tolerate it stays superior .
by folkpiedpiper July 1, 2022
Get the Brother in Chrismug. by NickiMinajcoochiejuice May 2, 2025
Get the Chris Cottermug.