P&P Sandwich

On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends Pat and Paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the P&P sandwich.

To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their own bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. They begin shouting P&P sandwich while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. once they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.
Don't meet Pat and Paul at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet there so they will try and make a P&P sandwich.
by S&H sigh co leen August 13, 2022
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Nutella Sandwich

A person who appears white on the outside but is deeply connected to South Asian or other “brown” cultures on the inside — culturally, emotionally, or socially. Inspired by the idea of Nutella spread (brown, rich, and full of flavor) between two slices of white bread.

Term coined in May 2025 by Amy Stewart, Muhammad Zarlash Sohail, Mohammad Zarrugh Ismail & Dalia — with honorary shout-outs to the rest of the Nutella Squad — during a late-night laugh session at MyLahore Birmingham that clearly made history..
He dances better to Bhangra than any of us — total Nutella sandwich.”
“Don’t let the gora looks fool you, she’s a full-on Nutella sandwich with that chai addiction.”
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Nutella Sandwich

A person who appears white on the outside but is deeply connected to South Asian or other “brown” cultures on the inside — culturally, emotionally, or socially. Inspired by the idea of Nutella spread (brown, rich, and full of flavor) between two slices of white bread.
Term coined in May 2025 by Amy Stewart, Muhammad Zarlash Sohail, Mohammad Zarrugh Ismail & Dalia — with honorary shout-outs to the rest of the Nutella Squad — during a late-night laugh session at MyLahore Birmingham that clearly made history..
He dances better to Bhangra than any of us — total Nutella sandwich.”
“Don’t let the gora looks fool you, she’s a full-on Nutella sandwich with that chai addiction.”
by Zarlash May 30, 2025
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Nutella Sandwich

This is the result of dropping a nasty deuce only to find there is no toilet paper. Victims of this situation will have to get up, while still soiled, and find a new source to wipe them clean. This action of standing up causes the fecal matter to be pressed between the buns of the victim creating a sandwich-like situation in their pants. You can also think of this like the Rorschach ink blot test, but much shittier.
That guy just took a dump and there's no toilet paper; Is he rocking a Nutella Sandwich...?
by A-Fizzle-My-Nizzle December 12, 2019
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Nutella Sandwich

A term describing a white person who is deeply immersed in and embraced by a non-white culture. The "white on the outside, brown on the inside" metaphor flips the term "coconut" into a positive, affectionate label.

A Nutella Sandwich isn't just someone who appreciates the culture—they're someone who lives it, breathes it, and is wholeheartedly accepted and adopted by the community as family.
“Amy’s not just an ally—she’s a Nutella Sandwich. She’s one of us!”

“Amy wakes up for Fajr. Amy has earned her place at the table. Amy's not just visiting—she’s bringin’ the spread.”
by _marioluigi May 25, 2025
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Golden Sandwich

When 2 people pee on someone in the middle.
While Bob was passed out, my friend and I came from both sides peed and we created a golden sandwich
by Roxy red July 03, 2021
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Turd sandwich

I person that ids being a jerk or is being lame
you being a turd sandwich
by Moosekaper April 11, 2022
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