porn-top

A shitty laptop infested with viruses, likely used for searching up porn.

Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.

by pizarol April 23, 2023

grammar porn

used whenever someone has an obession with grammar and fantasizes about it deeply.

"i bet lucas just watches grammar porn, because he's obsessed with it."

by sucka4grammar April 23, 2017

harden porn

Person who wants to suck off James Harden, since he so ass at basketball.

Turn off TNT for harden porn.

by Hard-en May 29, 2023

Porn

Niggas seriously go somewhere else your
You know there's SHIT called pornhub.com

You:looks up porn here

Me: pornhub.com

by Big Tuff March 12, 2019

9/11 porn

Adjective for someone who is a "fake tweaker", i.e. someone who is purposefully acting more under-the-influence than they actually are. (Popular slang in DMV area)

Iris isn't even that high, but she keeps saying she's hallucinating and texting me nonsensically, she's totally being 9/11 porn.

by stinkbugsniffer July 28, 2025

Porn

Stupid website. if you watch porn, you’ll regret it soon.

Me: Yo buddy, I just watched porn.
Friend: Fuck you.

by Gammy bear July 18, 2021

porn

A website to watch anime

I want to watch porn with my dad

by Bustinginlittlekids August 15, 2023