jake is a loving person. he is absolutely hilarious. he sometimes can talk to other girls more than his girlfriend but the rest of the time he’s loyal. he has some haters but mostly friends. he has blond hair and blue eyes and is short. he has one girl always head over heels for him. overall jake is the best
by bluemouse01 March 07, 2019
Person 1: "Capitalism is unsustainable and should be replaced"
Person 2: Thats such a Jake thing to say
Person 2: Thats such a Jake thing to say
by nvidiahascrashed November 25, 2021
A wild child-loving methhead who shits on the floor, and camps out on his roof waiting to catch little kids.
by gay baby hero July 24, 2020
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by Caden faris August 27, 2018
Jake is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever become mates with a Jake keep them. if you lose them its gonna hurt.
by b.r.y.o.n.y January 22, 2021
Jake is ussually a midget which always loves cheese everyone loves him when he askes for food when he gets mad u bettter he will bite you with a force of a cat
by Ghostman69 June 08, 2020