box of monkeys

The worlds funnest toy; the one toy every child dreams of having; an upgrade of Barrel of Monkeys.

Let's break out the best toy in the world, Box of Monkeys, and have a blast.

by Mandrew January 19, 2004

Swaggless Monkey

Some Who Is Champ, Who Has No Life, Friends Or Money.. Or Just Dont Have Swag.. Other Terms: Swaggles Donkey (You Can Name Anything That Rhymes With Monkey)

If Some Says Something Stupid You Can Say" You Swaggless Monkey!"

While Every1 Was Partying She Was Doing Homework
"Shes A Swagless Monkey"

by Laurel High Crew May 28, 2010

marketing monkey

n. A person who works in sales or marketing. Generally connotes a person lacking detailed knowledge of the product they are selling. As a result they promise nonexistent features to customers or are ignorant of existing features.

"I can't believe those marketing monkeys told the customers the new model has a built-in toaster oven!"

by D_anonymous October 12, 2005

Drunky Monkey

The act of "ruining" someone else's drink by slam dunking an entire banana into it. Sometimes the results are positive, other times it is tragic.

I gave Jimmy the Drunky Monkey. It ruined his beer.

OR

I tried to wreck Jimmy's drink by giving him the Drunky Monkey. He liked it better after I did.

by Captain Icehole August 11, 2014

Simp monkey

A simp monkey is someone who is so concerned with his fragile masculinity that he plays iMessage uno with girls

Joseph Lawrence is the definition of a simp monkey

by Pee cock December 26, 2019

Bunker Monkey

Paintball Reference: someone who jumps from bunker to bunker without getting hit.

That little bunker monkey is a tough bitch to tag.

by mobilechimp September 11, 2005

Monkey Bitch

A girl who not only has at least three stray hairs on her chest, but also demonstrates anti-social behavior.

Wow, Carol, that monkey bitch, just called Ted an asshole, then slapped him with her hair-ridden paw.

by Teddie K April 5, 2008