No Cock No Talk

To simply put it if you don’t have a cock don’t talk about the experiences and struggles of men in a negative manner

Omg men are so timid at they have no feeling - Suzy

Omg shut the fuck up Suzy No Cock No Talk -Brian

by Her bestfriend who will always November 5, 2020

Talk txt

Reading your text aloud before sending it, in effort txting becomes exactly like talking.

I just talk txted that out!

by Alpha eagle 21 February 11, 2019

Cock block talking

covers in 3 area's

1 # Habitual Interruptor .
2 # butting in
3 # in order to lead any subject s and control any conversation while not letting people to finish

"yo girl stop Cock block talking."

by sperm623 August 23, 2023

Real Talk

This is a REAL TALK situation. When I say it's real TALK, I mean we talkin REAL ya hear?? We be stayin up REAL late, dishin out this TALKIN situation ya hear??? when we TALK, it's gonna be REAL so you best be talkin it right do you know what I am saying to you?

"We were havin a conversation and then he just started dishin out the real talk."
"Damn, I bet you were stayin up real late."

by Fyrekit December 22, 2014

Talk to the Judge

Take a dump. My Navajo grandma would use this expression.

Pull over I need to talk to the judge

by Mike Boneman December 24, 2022

Butt talk

The action of separating and closing ones butt cheeks while talking. Giving the allusion that the butt is speaking.

Dude! Last night I made Barbara's butt talk!

by TheMagicTy February 28, 2016

Talking Parrot Phenomenon

The sudden inexplicable inability to demonstrate an action to an audience specifically summoned to view said action.

This phenomenon receives its name from the premise of a pet "talking" parrot who is suddenly silent when guests are invited to see it "talk." "I swear!," says the owner, "He says all kinds of stuff! He says 'hello', he says our names! Really! I don't know why he won't do it now...." while the guests nod and say, "Suuure, he talks. We totally believe you."

EXAMPLE:

You "Every time I try to load this page I get a weird error message. I restarted and everything. Come in here and look at this."

IT Employee: "OK, show me what it's doing."

You: Repeat action that has resulted in a error 17 times in a row. Page now loads no problem. "I swear, it was giving me an error every single time before you were standing here. Talking Parrot Phenomenon, right there."

IT Employee: Gives you skeptical eye.

by Death & Taxes April 10, 2013