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Penis-Propping

Propping up the flaccid penis of an unconcious male, using such objects as popsicle sticks and medical tape, so as to have sex with said unconcious male
Jonny B. was penis-propped in his sleep, but woke up horrified in the middle of the act.
by William McMilliam July 23, 2005
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penis miser

n.-someone who is overly protective of their penis
too a point where they stop wearing pants so as to
"let their penis have some air"

verb.-to horde over something in relation to your penis
n.-damn penis miser its not like theirs anything there
to be proud of!

verb.-stop penis misering that box of condoms! I have a date
tonight and god knows that since the operation
you are'nt getting any.
by John D. Dorian January 9, 2008
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penis nibble

a penis nibble is when someone nibbles on the end of ones penis
hey jenny come penis nibble me
by sldopdoejwjs February 22, 2014
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chode penis

Sean has a chode penis,and the girls dont like it.
by owen_€£ April 28, 2014
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penis flapping

flapping ones penis in a rotating circle at a guy/girl while making noises like a helicopter
I'm going to do some penis flapping with my girl tonight!
by mr flappy flaps October 14, 2014
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majestic penis

A man that can handle his penis well and cause multiple orgasms. Also can be very erotic.
by asbnbyyder February 27, 2015
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Penis Shoveling

A sex act where a man shits into a women's vagina or anus and proceeds to dig it out with their penis.
One night my girlfriend asked to try penis shoveling. It ended up being pretty messy.

Dude, penis shoveling is fucking grosser than tubgirl!
by Bend Overson November 30, 2016
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