Dust Muffin

An older woman who has not had intercourse for a prolonged period of time. Hence her Vagina has collected dust.

Dude that chick’s got a dust muffin, she’s so mean that no one has banged her since the 90’s.

I would tap that dust muffin!

by Nikkilicous January 11, 2024

Muffin Top

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.

Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top

by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014

Muffin suitcase

When a man inserts his nuts into another man's ass. A gay sex position.

"Kevin likes it when Josh gives him the muffin suitcase."

by CerealRapist September 24, 2016

Muffin

Inspiring great affection; Adorable; Cutie;

That dog is such a muffin! I just want to hug him all day

by Corto's Meme Team November 9, 2022

Snazzy Douche Muffin

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

by Leyulf September 30, 2013

Sniggle Muffin

The common mistake for a facebook name including Snuggie Bear.

Hey, Sniggle Muffin, whats up?"... "Whats a Sniggle Muffin?

by NotNoahAtALL June 19, 2011

Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs

This bitch issa Crab Muffin

by Nqbbs July 10, 2020