Moose fur

When you have been intimate with a canadian and end up with thier love juice on you along with thier pubic hair.

Whats that on tom cruises face? Its just moose fur from kevin spacey.

by Safety salamander November 21, 2017

Moosegged

A word for a person/thing that is so dumb that you can't possibly explain the reasoning for their stupidity.

That girl is so moosegged I dont understand how she got into college.

by savagexkilla November 30, 2017

Moose bomb

When you are expecting to have a great day at work and you walk into a complete mess because your buddy moose hasn't done anything in years.

Dominic went into work tonight only to walk into a moose bomb

by Culatr January 16, 2018

moosedogg

a tall black man who will love you forever if you give him cocaine

moosedogg

by hrubhqdiubh May 3, 2018

Moises Arias

A guy that thinks water is not wet. And goes around and ask people for approval.

That dude is totally Moises Arias
Yeah bro freaking wet.

by sloppyjacks69 March 4, 2018

moosejelly

When to large men both ejaculate on ones own stomach, then proceed to hug each other.

“you see those two men over there, apparently then made moosejelly the other night.”

by Itss Vortexx June 7, 2018

Moose Ehmann

a really attractive man who lives in a swamp, and his best friend is a donkey. Very good at hockey as well, but does not play defense or block any shots. If your looking to buy some shampoo or cologne, find yourself a moose

Look at la moose ehmann, he’s goin today baby

by Riley Mcalees June 9, 2018