hazar moment 

When you say something that’s clearly wrong and outrageous but instead of admitting defeat you double down with “facts” you have made up on the spot. Facts generally are gathered from “research” found on Reddit.

Person 1: “Turkish watermelons are the biggest and the best”
Person 2: “What are you talking about?”
Person 1: “They are! I read about it on Reddit! This is a fact!”
Person 2: “Pipe down with your Hazar moment”

hazar moment by ShaqYaBooty March 4, 2021

Dajuan Moment 

Anytime someone keeps dying in a server to the same gang/person or when someone dies shortly after getting an RPG.

Andre: Hey bro you still got that RPG?
Blocksters: Nah I had a "dajuan moment".

Dajuan Moment by Hatrix! May 18, 2021

Barbz Moment

A state in which the brain of a certain person (specially Nicki Minaj fans) can't function well.

She had a Barbz Moment when the teacher asked her how many sides does a hexagon have.

Barbz Moment by justpainthingz July 28, 2021

A Sanford Moment 

Noun
• S: (n) A Sanford Moment (a momentary lapse of reason)

Sanford (A.K.A. “Lov Gov”)

adj., Sandfordly.

1. Affected or characterized by people suffering from loneliness.

2. To tear up, blubber, and stammer.

3. To result in graveling and derision.

4 Deplorable; a sad state of affair.

5. To fall off the deep end; to seek escapism often by crossing the sex line; to lust for a soul mate even if just fantasy; to jeopardize your career even though you know the price.

I was at the restaurant, all alone. No friends were there--not one! It was A Sanford Moment, totally. Yeah, it was that bad.

A Sanford Moment by ConcealedID July 8, 2009

do a foreign moment 

To start speaking a foreign language that the person being addressed doesn't, or is not likely to, understand. Comes in very handy when you're trying to shake off panhandlers and other people with whom you don't to get involved.

A group of Arab kids came up to me and asked me if they wanted me to smoke a joint. I wanted to do a foreign moment, so I just told them, "nye govoryu po-angliyskiy!". That's Russian for "I don't speak English!".

do a foreign moment by pentozali November 24, 2009

alex baler moment 

when you are expecting someone to be really hot and then you meet them and it's just such a disappointment...

"oh my god, I cannot believe this. This is SUCH an alex baler moment. look how much he looks like an ugly butt."

alex baler moment by Isabella Jonson November 24, 2011

Premature God Damn it Moment 

1) Saying god damn it only to find out whatever you thought wasn't going to work out worked out or you ended up somewhere or in some circumstance that was better than you had planned.

Adam: ugh god damn it I so wanted to go to Sonic for my birthday lunch!

- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-

Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!

Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.

Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!

Premature God Damn it Moment by Adathorrules January 12, 2012